Enlightenment
Enlightenment that serves no purpose whatsoever, other than causing me to go EMO all over again. At least make me feel smarter lah!
I have found the ultimate answers to my ultimate question EVER: Why don’t I have a darn thing to write about when at least a million people out there do. LIST TIME! Woo hoo!! ->
- I don’t go out enough. Read: I don’t go out at all, if you minus errands, school and being force-dragged out of my home. Unless you’re interested in viewing the many eccentricities and atrocities of my home (i wouldn’t suggest it), there’s really not much to see. It would be cheaper just to stare at your own whitewashed wall.
- I don’t eat out that much but when i do, I usually eat the same things. As if you guys don’t see enough chicken rice in your lives. What i need is to try a fragment of all the
muffinscupcakes Esther has ever eaten, the
varieties of food Michelle loves and the neglected chocolates Eileen is keeping away from. - Every night isn’t party night. Have i told you that i’ve never been clubbing before, and probably never will? Borneo Baruk CLUB misuses the CLUB in it’s name, so that doesn’t count. Even if i end up battered from the intoxication or depressed cause someone commented that i dance like a duck, at least you guys will have a good laugh, right?
Exciting!
The last ‘party’ i went to. Don’t ask if i laughed.
- I’m a dead darn zombie, who wants to eat your brains with sorry excuses for blog posts. Honestly! Though this may be the stupidest statement made by a blogger who’s trying so hard to keep his readers, I must tell you that there are tonnes of better blogs out there with flowerier/chunted-er/yummier-looking entries as compared to mine.
- I’m not philosophical, political or plain dumb enough to write nonsensical stuff that could entertain you for hours. My opinions are mostly negligible (except when it comes to what i smell like. HAH! I’m the only one with access to such information!!) cause i only *pretend* to know what’s happening in and around our country. Have you ever heard me mention anyone besides Samy Vellu?
- I don’t ‘feel’ enough, apparently. I’m actually quite the robot, you know? A preprogrammed one that only has two buttons - ‘EMO’ and ‘Not EMO’. And when the EMO button is pressed, it tends to need oiling before it goes back to its original position. So blame the EMOness on that button, and my manufacturers for doing a lousy job of things. Hmmph!
- I don’t got a girlfriend. Or better yet, a boyfriend. You’d like that won’t you, gay escapades in the life of Shaun. Everytime i mention things like ‘holding hands’ or ‘we kissed goodnight’, you’d hear “Ewww”s and “UGH”s from far and wide. Even Kenny Sia can’t beat that!
- My college ain’t exactly Disneyland. You’d find some goofy characters there but it just isn’t the same without the long ears and white gloves. Maybe i belong there after all, dead campus with dead zombies residing there.. everything seems in place.
- And i ain’t Paris Hilton’s either. No obscene video, no nasal-y voice, no bald friends like Britney, no rehab to go to, no kaching kaching daddy, no anorexic doggy.. no nothing. How could i ever entertain you guys in my state of deprivation?!
- My life revolves around moving from one idiot box to another. Computer -> TV -> computer -> that random guy outside -> computer. See, even my “rest period from blogging” only lasted like.. half a day? And I’m back here writing crap again. So..
“Your tears are killing my circuitry. Boo hoo. Boo hoo.”
THE END
p.s. I should just curi people’s ideas and save you guys the torture reading WHY i should curi people’s ideas.
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pinksterz said,
March 23, 2008 @ 4:51 pm .
hahahaah best apa entry ni? LOL!!!
eh what about asking YOUR readers to contribute titles for you to blog? xD
or maybe you can just refer to HERE
pinksterz said,
March 23, 2008 @ 4:52 pm .
and i am bit curious with these
:sob:
:no:
:surprised:
:confused:
:love:
:sleep:
Eileen said,
March 23, 2008 @ 5:17 pm .
U mentioned about me *blush* Haha. Anyway, I still keep away from chocolates and sweet stuffs like cakes. It has been 3 weeks already since I started on 1march and surprisingly no craving no nothing anymore. Now I kinda start to worry…what if I no more ‘puasa’? Should I start eating them again? Or I just dont dare to anymore.
chingy said,
March 23, 2008 @ 9:26 pm .
IT’S TIME TO GO OUTTT AND SEEEE THE SUNSHINEEEE!
I spent most of my time in college, >_
usws said,
March 23, 2008 @ 11:23 pm .
“best apa entry ni” - Huh huh what? And OKAY Pinksterz, what should i write? Nothing obscene i hope, or anything that would get me killed while doing my errands.
I read your dabido friend’s entry, it’s basically everything everyone should know but still have no idea how to go about. Unless you don’t mind me telling you every single detail of my life, not interesting one. Like today i wrestled a dog.. and yesterday i kissed a cow. BORING!
The ‘experts’ always say diets don’t work cause once people stop their diets, they eat more than they burnt off. I think it might be better not to totally cut them out but to eat like one 2cmX2cm piece every week as a reward.
Cravings are dangerous!
BYE!
p.s. Those
:sob: :no: :surprised: :confused: 
:love: 
:sleep: are my friends. Some don’t seem to work though, and i’ve got to find out why.
p.s.p.s. Yikes Chingy, i think my bloggy just ate your comment again. Your >_< is half gone. Let’s see if mine is too.
esther chin said,
March 23, 2008 @ 11:44 pm .
i didn’t eat THAT many cupcakes la!
p.s.: The sentence above might not be true.
Aschafava said,
March 24, 2008 @ 1:33 am .
You are waaaaaaaay funny! Seriously, even with nothing to write you managed to churn out quite a bit! Keep blogging, USWS, and I’ll definitely keep on reading!
And er, don’t la slam gay dudes. They are really great people.
usws said,
March 24, 2008 @ 12:50 pm .
Lol, i just noticed.. i said muffins, not cupcakes. Yikes! Bad bad no-referencing blogger. Will change that, whether it’s true or not. XD I still want some cupcakes though. *puppy eyes*
Haha, i thought long and hard for something to write on. And now i have 3 more ideas, if i can carry them off. I’ll try, as long you keep reading.
Was i slamming them? Sorry.. Funny thing is, i used to think being one was cool. Hehe..
BYE! And thank you for all your support *salute*
esther chin said,
March 24, 2008 @ 3:49 pm .
we meet up for cupcakes them :p
i still haven’t try the cupcakes from here: http://www.cuppacakes.blogspot.com/
Aschafava said,
March 24, 2008 @ 11:24 pm .
Yo! I guess I took the ‘eewww’ and ‘ugh’ as negativity! Hehehe.. sorry. But I know a few gay dudes (read: not cross dressers or trannies) and they are cool.
usws said,
March 25, 2008 @ 12:21 am .
No wonder, what i actually had in mind were “Eww”s and “Uhh”s, both good and bad responses. My bad! Are they the stereotypical types you see on TV that speak effeminately and swing their hands around? Hehe..
Yes yes, let’s! Cupcakes and milk = best combination ever! I need directions though..
BYE!
p.s. Before the ‘being gay is cool’ stage, there was ‘being girl-like is cool’.
Aschafava said,
March 25, 2008 @ 3:41 am .
No lah…. *sweats* >.> Just regular guys with different ‘orientation’, better groomed, the sort that’ll make great metro husbands if only they swung in the correct direction!
Ok ok.. this is my last comment in this post!
usws said,
March 25, 2008 @ 2:42 pm .
Haha, reminds me of “why are all the great guys either taken or gay?!”. Naw, that isn’t true cause you did find one great guy yourself (i assume :D). Pity all the other females he let down. Haha!
BYE! You can comment all you like!
p.s. I hope not all the great gals are taken. Or gay.